You would not believe the way people treated me! Every stranger and weirdo who came along made me feel sooo cheap. It's not my fault I had to wear this skimpy thing year in and year out. I'm just a working girl doing what it takes to get along.

I hope that Boop tramp enjoys her gig on the Circle, acting like a cartoon and all. She'll find out soon enough that a girl has to be tough to survive the mean streets of Pittsboro.

I've moved on, but if things don't go well, maybe Betty will let me share the corner. I miss it already.